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5 Responses to “The Proud Parents of…”

1. Patrick Says:
   July 10th, 2006 at 4:28 pm

   So, the store-bought Swordtail died, but then you spontaneously generated some babies (like I suggested in the first place). When will you learn.

2. Danny Says:
   July 10th, 2006 at 4:29 pm

   :P Slow learners, we are.
   But will they spontaneously generate if there aren’t other fish there to provide an atmosphere of love and possible cannibalism? Someone oughta do a study! Wait, they probably already have….

3. Patrick Says:
   July 10th, 2006 at 4:29 pm

   So, cannibalism is needed to spawn life? Hmmm, you’re right. There probably already has been a study about cannibalism and life generation. It’s only common sense that when you eat one of your own kind, you poop out two.

4. Danny Says:
   July 10th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

   “It’s only common sense that when you eat one of your own kind, you poop out two.”

   Isn’t that called Marriage?

5. Patrick Says:
   July 10th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

   Huh?

   You don’t have to be married to eat someone or for that matter, poop.

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