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January 31st, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Okay don’t you guys ever post here? Hello … HELLO!
sigh
Mark
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:13 am
I’m tired of saying “hello” to Biff!!
I’ve been saying “hello” to Biff for almost a year.
July 18th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Hello Biff….oh wait, we’ve met before, remember?
Every time I come to this page, we meet.
Well, it was nice seeing you again.
See you next time.
Love,
Tuber
July 28th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Oh hi Biff!
Anything new going on?….No?…OK, well I’ll be seeing you.
August 7th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Oh, Biff, it’s you.
No, no, don’t be upset. I’m happy to see you again. I’m just tired. Ignore me…really. How are things? Really? You don’t say…well, look at the time…I’ve got to run. So…yeah…I’ll see you again, I’m sure.
September 15th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Biff! Ummm, are you following me? Look, we had a time together and now that time is over. Please, next time you see me, just pretend like you don’t know me, OK?
October 13th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Biff!! I’m not kidding. It’s over between us. There is nothing left. If I’m forced to say “hello” to you one more time…well, I don’t know what I’ll do.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:26 am
That’s it!! I know it was you that has been sneaking into my house and smearing feces on my walls. You’re sick and need help!! No more Biff…I’m calling the police. Now get out of here and stop following me. I’m not going to say “hello” to you anymore…get that through your thick skull!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
December 13th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Biff, you know the restraining order says 500 feet. I think it would be in your best interest and mine if you observed it.
Don’t make me call the police. I’ll do it. I’ve already dialed “9 and 1″. I just have to dial one more “1″…OK, here I go, “I’m going to push it…that’s what I thought, just back away and don’t come back.”
March 24th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Oh Biff…it’s been a long time.
I’m sorry about the restraining order. I think I just went a little over the deep end. No hard feelings right?
You know actually, it was nice seeing you again. I hope you feel the same way.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Biff, I just couldn’t wait to see you again. I know I normally wait for at least a month, but I can’t get enough of you.
Those pants look tight. What do you say to taking them off?
April 21st, 2008 at 5:45 am
Oh Biff, last time was wonderful. I never knew a boat could make me feel so right. With you on top of me, I quivered as waves of utopia lapped up against my shore. Aaaaahhhhhh!!
Why don’t we try THAT again?…well, how about tomorrow?…no, next week?…OK, well, call me Biff…please.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:00 am
So Biff….you haven’t called me…I thought I would just check in and make sure you still had my number? You do. Oh OK, well, call me anytime. I’ll expect your call…soon.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:01 am
I just thought I heard my phone ring. Was that you? No…oh OK…see you around.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Why haven’t you called?!?! Biff, am I too needy? That’s it…I’m too needy…I’ll back off.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Call me though…right?
May 10th, 2008 at 2:38 am
My phone was knocked over for a second yesterday and I thought you might have called…..no? OK, well, I’ll see you around.
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Biff, I have some news and I think you can tell what it is just by looking at me. I’m pregnant…isn’t it magical? Our one night of passion has turned into a miracle.
…
Of course, it’s yours.